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darfin wants to start training before he starts basketball soon so I decided to be his coach and yesterday we went to practice I made him stand in like 10 different spots and for every time he missed he had to do a sit-up and a push-up and he hated me

Sooooooooooo my aunt is crazy awesome. My Dad brought mantu home a few weeks ago and I was like fuck yeah tasty food! Except it had meat in it and I just wanted to die because that shit is so good, but vegetarian uuuuuuuuughhh. So my Dad calls and

spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”

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